Tuesday, April 17, 2007

I hate dentishts!

sho, I've been walking aroung talking like thish a lot over the last couple of daysh and being compared to a chimpunk/squirrel, you know, the ones that store food in their cheeksh. . .Ok, so I haven't really been talking like that, but you get the drift. . .four wisdom teeth out in one surgery is not fun! Although, at least I got to keep them (my god, those things are HUGE!!!) and I'm ASSURED that the Tooth Fairy pays good for Wisdom Teeth :) Which is an upside to all of the pain and torment of the last couple of days. . .but, I'm finally starting to be able to see my jawline again and although I'm still finding it hard to chew and open my mouth wider, I'm no longer counting down the hours until I can have my next dose of painkillers. . .yay me :)
Well, needless to say (as there has been nothing in the news about an unidentified body being found) the boy didn't get hit on the back of the head and left in the middle of the desert road (either that or he just hasn't been found yet, mwahahaha). . .no seriously, the trip to Wellington was AWESOME, we spent far too much on books and music (but these ARE two things that neither of us can really live without, so in a way, it wasn't REALLY too much as there's no such thing as too much) and we went to the Zoo!!!! (picture me doing a little Dance of Joy at this point as I remember the joy of all of the animals. . .yay for animals) and we stood like a metre away from a HUGE Lioness as she was fed (and if I was less of a realist than what I am I'd be whimpering at what she was eating, but as I am a realist I look at it from the point of view that they wouldn't be anyone's pets and Rabbits ARE a pest in New Zealand) and, may I just say, I don't think that you can really appreciate just how MASSIVE a Lioness is until you are less than a metre away from one with just a pane of glass (admittedly, safety glass, but still. . .) between you and her. . .it's an amazing feeling and one that I would like to repeat but in the wild (and with obviously slightly more space and no glass between her and I). . .
Anyway, now that I've completely confused you all. . .I shall go. . . and if any bodies turn up anywhere, it wasn't us. . .LOL
(seriously though, he IS ok, he's behind me making dinner at the moment, I SWEAR that I didn't lose my temper at him!)

Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Blunt Force Trauma to the Back of the Skull....

So another weekend is over and it is back to work. We generally make all these plans for a weekend and then spend it on the couch watching movies. I think it is because when the weekend finally roles around we can't be bothered actually doing anything. This weekend at least shall be different because we are all taking a road trip. All of us. I think that it is possibly not such a great idea to take the boy with us but its too late now as we have been planning it for a couple of weeks however i think there is a very real possibility that the wife might have to bash him in the head with a blunt object and leave his ass somewhere along the desert road.... We have friends who assure us that it take ages for a body to be found around there.....